Released: Jan 01st, 2007
Running Time: 196
Companies: AVNS Distribution, Inc., Jake Cruise, Avns,Jake Cruise
Cast: Hoyce, Jake Cruise, Jordan (I), Jason (II), Nick (II), Ashton (II)
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Gay Specialty
Five studs who won't let middle-aged director Cruise do them, do themselves. Nick, a blue-eyed blond with abs like cobblestones and pecs like Frisbees, has a huge-headed cut cock which he tape-measures onscreen as eight-by-six. Cruise lies on his back between Nick's legs with a camera for a fantastically godlike shot of the beauty beatin' it, then spraying wad directly into our eyes. He jacks again in a photo session. Jordan, a Hercules type, could put billboards on his biceps and show movies on his back. His cock looks tiny, then expands into an upreared elephant's trunk. He's not shy about spreading mammoth cheeks to show big, crinkled cornhole. Of Jordan's wad on the floor, the cameraman says, "Lotta protein you just lost, buddy." Tiny Hoyce is a big tease who enjoys bending over to show his "brown eye." He condescends to shoot into Cruise's open mouth. Cute, compact Ashton has a Prince Albert that dances and shines as he jacks two handfuls of hard. The cameraman tests a new camera on rangy Jason, Cruise's assistant, who turns out to be the biggest tease of all. For the impatient, Nick shoots at 0:33:02 and 1:08:59, Jordan at 1:44:21, Hoyce at 2:19:13, Ashton at 2:54:09, and Jason pre-cum at 3:00:31, then the movie's biggest load at 3:15:24 (most with instant slow-motion replay).
RETAILING: Solos. Six long solos with lots of teasing.