Released: May 25th, 2007
Running Time: 87 Min.
Company: Male Media One
Cast: Steven Calvary, Austin Burroughs, Tristan (II), Xander Lavey, Sebastian (VII), Jordan Kent, Spanky
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Gay and Bi
This is a “Spanky’s Boys” movie. That means that, for twenty-three minutes before the porn starts, fat, middle-aged Spanky, in trailer-park drag, interviews (or one might say, "intersults") six variously amused and confused twinks. Some have been his victim in other movies and grin through it. Then pretty, eccentrically-tattooed brunet Xander is handcuffed on a bed with a stick in his ass around which the other lads attempt to toss rings. You can imagine how much erotic mood this sets up for when Spanky finally leaves the youths together on the pretty China-blue coverlet for them to have sex, especially with Spanky's voice popping in at odd intervals. But the models work very hard, and there are moments of unexpected passion in the ensuing hour that are all the more effective because of the general air of amused indifference out of which they spring. There's a wee bit of handcuffing to the bedstead, and there's a mask and even a very brief minute with a paddle, but no one is the least into any of it. There's also eleven and a half minutes of outtakes, in which you will notice that it's impossible to tell the difference between what's kept in a Spanky's Boys movie and what's edited out (insert smiley face).
RETAILING: Spanky in drag introduces seven disinterested twinks. For Spanky’s fans only.