Released: Jan 01st, 2000
Running Time: 71
Director: Chi Chi LaRue
Company: Catalina Video
Cast: Dimitri Darklyte, John Sexton, David Pierre, Brad Davis, J.T. Sloan, Alex Stone, Doug Jeffries, Janis Jones, Rob Steele, Dierro, Mickey Skee, Jazmine (I), Chris Green, Vince Bandero, Seth Black, Jacob Scott
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Genre: Gay and Bi
Catalina Video and LaRue have a huge following, so stock heavily. Vampirism is an extremely erotic and timely subject that not many companies utilize. And for camp fan, this is the ultimate register-ringer.
Chi Chi LaRue continues her winning streak with this fun, campy tale of vampire brothers called to the reading of their mother's will.
Jacob Scott and Doug Jeffries play the brothers and as the feature begins, both are in the midst of steamy sexual encounters. Scott, who has piercing blue eyes, is paired with uncut hunk Vince Bandero by a pool; and dirty-talker Jeffries with sexy Asian Brad Davis in a bedroom. LaRue alternates between both scenes and hits the bull's-eye. Each scene tops the other with every edit and explodes with sexual intensity. Scott gets the hell fucked out of him by Bandero, and a squealing Davis is impaled by Jeffries' beautiful boner. Unfortunately, Bandero and Davis shoot their last wads as the brothers' fangs appear. But what a way to go!
The boys are called home to the reading of mom's will and the audience is introduced to the other members of the family: John Sexton (who should be seen and never heard), the loyal butler; Janis Jones, the sister who stood by her ailing mother; and pretty boy Rob Steele, mother's new husband. The siblings are left next to nothing, but Steele -- who fulfilled all of mom's sexual desires -- gets the wad.
Then Mistress Mona and her obedient servant Spike make the scene. Mona is a bewitching Vampira who would make John Waters' mouth... water. She overhears the family lawyer stating a few clauses, one of which is that if anything should happen to a family member, the remaining fortune is divided amongst the survivors. So she stops by pretty boy stepdad's room as he's whacking away on his cock, moaning to his dead wife's ghost, "Your money makes me harder than you ever did!" He's boyishly handsome, has a great hole and, sadly for him, is slashed to death by Mona with some terrific finger-knives.
Mona takes stunning Spike to a crowded bar and tries to quench her bloodthirst. She points out studs J.T. Sloan and David Pierre and sends Spike in for the kill. What results is an amazing oral sequence that has all three devouring each others' rods and holes. (Beautiful Spike has an impressive 10-inch rod to devour.) Spike lets loose a floodgate of semen all over the men before he does away with them as bar patrons flee in terror.
From the ferocious fucking at the beginning to the surprise ending, LaRue grabs hold of the viewer's throat and refuses to let go until the last gob of semen has been drained. There is not one soft cock to be seen, and the sexual energy present could fuel a small town. Besides, who doesn't think that vampires are erotic creatures?
The screenplay has a few flaws, but the actors have so much fun playing their roles that these are easily over-looked. This is camp at its best, and it's sure to have viewers howling at the screen.
LaRue directs with a precise hand, Andrew Rosen's editing is terrific and the videography is a gothic delight. Jeffries is great at melodrama and is a master fucker along with his gorgeous bro Scott, who is very charismatic and a good actor to boot. Jones is hysterically over-the-top and Mistress Mona gobbles up the scenery.
Pre-nom the direction, editing, videography, music, no-sex role for Jones and a strong possibility for Best Gay Video. Also, Best Group Scene pre-nom for the oral threesome with Spike, Sloan and Pierre and Best Sex Scene for either the Jeffries/Davis pairing of the Scott/Bandero one.