I always knew Madonna had a dick. Now, it's proven via Kelly Michaels, who's a fabulous Madonna impersonator.
Beneath the "Express Yourself" cover blurb is a disclaimer which implies that celebrity impersonation doesn't imply endorsement. (If the real Madonna ever gets to see it, I'm sure she'd secretly love it.)
Mark Andrews is part of the temperamental singers' boy toys and they service him/her at the snap of a finger. One of the most fascinating scenes is when Kelly does it with a real woman! It's gritty and raw and there's no faking orgasms with either one of them. It gets more confusing, like when this guy with tits gets fucked by two girls without a dick. You'll have to see it to believe it. There's all kinds of ethnicities and all kinds of positions, and Madonna's reuniting with Randy Storm at the end is definitely a highlight.
Mr. Madonna is one of those videos where the boxcover is so unique and the character being portrayed is so familiar that people will pick up the Video no matter where in the store it is.