WHEN BEARS ATTACK

Released: Mar 13th, 2007
Running Time: 124
Director: Chi Chi LaRue
Company: Rascal Video
Distribution Companies: Channel 1 Releasing
Cast: Johnny Hazzard, Blake Nolan, Arpad Miklos, Cole Ryder, Manuel Torres, Steve Cruz, Mick Powers, Nick Marino, Damien (II)
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Genre: Gay and Bi

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For Yogi Bear, the bait was a pic- a- nic basket, but for the bears in this release, Johnny Hazzard is the honey that draws them out of the woods. And quite a honey he is, too, as the opening sequence shows, as he strips off his shirt for a leisurely wank (after taking a long, leisurely piss) on the bed of his red pickup truck outside his mountain cabin. Hazzard's opening volley of cum brings a trio of hairy he- men (Arpad Miklos, Cole Ryder, and the adorable Steve Cruz) sniffing around, and soon after Johnny's gone inside the cabin, they are off on their own verbal, threeway adventure — also on the back of Hazzard's truck! Cruz is sensational, and his scraggly beard looks great with the big globs of Miklos' cream dripping from it. The first two scenes are only the appetizers to this feast of man- sex, though, with the remainder of the production focused on a huge orgy in Hazzard's mountain cabin. Bears are crawling all over the place, starting with Manuel Torres, Blake Nolan, and Nick Marino doing a slamming threeway rimming scene; by the end, Hazzard has been gang- banged (his first, and he takes it like a trouper) by that trio plus Mick Powers, Damien, and Miklos. The finale has Hazzard drenched with ursine juice, delivered by every man in the room. Director Chi Chi LaRue adds his signature, whimsical touch with lots of guttural growls and furry flair throughout.

RETAILING: Johnny Hazzard is the sexy target center of a deliriously raunchy gang- bang by the best hairy studs in the business.