Released: Mar 01st, 2004
Running Time: 58
Company: Candid Cam Productions
Cast: Barry, Jack (IV), Todd (II), Bill (II), Blake (II), William (I), Others, Tod, Lance (I), Blaine (II)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: Gay Specialty
Anal specialty shelf. Nine guys of all kinds fuck themselves with household objects and some dildos.
Hot news for hole lovers! Sort of an anal j.o. movie, with exquisite, loving close-ups of male crack and anus being worked in-and-out with various objects. Nine guys explore their intestines with a Plexiglas rod, a pink plastic party-favor, a purple candle, a yellow vibrator (ambitious Tod tries to get two vibrators in at once), a stalk of celery, a conductor's baton, a string of beads, and the handles of a scrub brush, a hairbrush, and a Jonny Mop. One old-fashioned type even uses dildos. These guys seldom touch their dicks except to get them out of the way. Two of the holes are on fats, and two on fems, but once the camera moves in on the crevice, what does it matter whose it is? By the way, the movie is virtually silent except for very, very faint music. If assholes are holy to you, all you'll hear is your own heavy breathing.