Released: Dec 21st, 2007
Running Time: 120 Min.
Director: Jalin Fuentes
Company: Pitbull Productions
Cast: Shark, Vokalz, Lil Jay, Onyx, Carmello, Kidd, Viper (III), Jazz (III), Adonis (III)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: Gay and Bi
Hey, honkies, don't worry if you can't understand the Ebonics dialogue in Lord of da Pinga. It hardly matters what the handsome, "down," black or Latino dudes in five metropolitan scenes are chatting about. It all boils down to dick, usually the dick of longhaired Latino Viper, whose hair is not nearly so long as his pinga. He sets out in scene one to show black friend Onyx that it's as long as his championship belt buckle (it is), and after it's out, well, as Viper says, "Once it's hard, fo'git about it." Simple sets and equipment, mixed with relaxed playing and subtle cutting, win the day and make these Pitbull proceedings as enjoyable as usual. There's lots of emphasis on upheld legs and swinging balls. Next, Viper in a backyard bubble-tub makes black little poolman Jazz climb in and relax too. "Why don't choo put that hose down an' come work with THIS one?" Viper returns in scene five to be the inspiration for a weight-bench threeway with Carmell and Little Jay. In two scenes in between, a smooth, slender youth keeps a twink back after a card-game and gives him a big stake to lick with the kid's studded tongue (amazing rimming close-ups before the stud plugs twink-butt royally). An excitable biker offers a slick-looking middle-class kid whatever he wants for fixing Biker's bike. Guess what Middle Class wants?
RETAILING: Very good entry from Pitbull, great for fans of the series.